Sunday, May 31, 2009

Check out my boy's store...

Yo so my homey Robideau is a buyer at mixmix, show him some love by buying some stuff there. They got all the dopest brands that I know you want, including Rick Owens, Carol Christian Poell, Kris Van Assche, Lad Musician, and MA+. Right now he's working on the website but give the store a call or email.

http://www.mixmixllc.com/

Friday, May 29, 2009

Spinoff Blog, picturesofpeoplewithgunsintheirmouths

Gun in Mouth

Jet Set Radio

Anyone who's met me knows that I hate everything, and love only a couple things. I love Jet Set Radio. If you love the game too, you'd probably be cool with me. That being said, I really love this fucking commercial.


Courtesy of Helgen

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

South Korean Female "Hip-Hop" Groups Wear Jeremy Scott and Cassette Playa

Thanks to Sangho for linking this to me. Entertaining for a few minutes

2NE1 - Fire (Space version)


2NE1 - Fire (Street version)

Just to set the record straight, I been had that Jeremy tank so this bitch swagger jacked me. That's right.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Gucci the Incorrigible

Gucci Mane's rape skills are not the greatest ever. He's not Notorious, Nas, Big L, Cam'ron, or any other rapper who was king of New York for a summer. However, he is the greatest at having fun on the mic. He got his start making comedy raps at local parties. Gucci has also set a new standard in jewelry. His extra long diamond bracelet dazzles even the most jaded eyes.

At about 0:32 Soulja Boy complains that the reflection from Gucci's bracelet is blinding him. Soulja Boy is wearing sunglasses. Gucci proceeds to pull up his shirt sleeve to reveal the entire bracelet. The expectation is that it will soon slip behind the cuff, but you're in for a wait. 1 inch more, and another inch, yet another. Some guy off screen yells "DAMN!" You would think he amputated his arm and had a robotic diamond encrusted platinum arm constructed. It's the greatest bracelet of all time, edging out Ghostface's Wonder Woman arm (cf. "Special Delivery [Remix]" video).

Gucci's new mixtape, first one since he got out of jail.

Download Mixtape | Provided by DatPiff.com

My Ire

What attracts your ire? You've already seen some of mine. Now show me yours.

My Ire is a small but worthwhile site about software design. Intelligence, not bravado. Not "Rails is a Ghetto" angry fratboy steez.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Yeah

Killin em


You already know, if you see me, that I hate dogs. I don't care how they live but I hate how they receive treatment that is better than many humans. Humans are the gods on Earth. Dogs are slaves. Treating your slave that well is shameful. I see dogs with sweaters on. I see old faggots with their tiny dogs at Barney's. Dogs need to be exterminated.

Instead, we get "V-Dogs"

VEGAN DOG FOOD. In case your dog just can't "get down, morally" with eating meat. "It's totally not humane."

V-Dogs. Yes, this is real.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Bullet in the Head

Bullet in the Head is a Johnny Woo joint that is just so damn dope. Honestly it is what inspired me to start this blog in the first place. "Is it worth it to kill a friend for a box of gold?!" The scene where Ben plops down Frank's skull is classic.

fast forward to about 7 minutes


Here's the real life version

Escape from New York

This is one of the greatest movies of all time, filmed in fucking East Saint Louis, the worst city on Earth. They didn't even do anything to make it look all dilapidated, that's just how it was. It is actually just that bad.
Freeze.

If anyone knows where to cop that watch Plissken wears, you know the death countdown one, lemme know. That is the illest watch ever made.

Monday, May 11, 2009

"You Listen to Coldplay (You're Shook)"

Anal Cunt always has the best song titles. One of my favorites is "You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You're Gay)" off I Like It When You Die. All the song titles tell you why you're gay. Another good one is "You Live in Allston."

While we're on that subject, go cop the Meatshits album - Violence Against Feminine Cunts.

Either way. I'm going to say that 9 out of 9 bloggers are shook. They suffer from PTSD - pussy trite shook disorder. That's not a made up disease. Well here at PoPWGtTH if you've got what we like, it gets tooken. Give up your nikes, your wallet, your watch, your cheeb, and bomber. Am I being serious about this? Nah I'm just a storyteller. But expect something to happen if you don't police your shit.



Here's my boy Jammy with the 1911.

WE'RE GOING GREEN!

Here at Pictures of People With Guns to Their Heads, we care about the environment. That's why we're instituting a new Green Initiative! Last week I noticed the office (me and my pet bonobo Bobo) was generating almost 1 whole bag of trash a day ~!!! Well that must be remedied! That's why we're going to start recycling everything! Use every part of the human animal, just like the Indians did! Eating more salads, using less packaging! It's a step in the right direction!


All this is a start, guys, but did you know that HUMAN ANIMALS are destroying the environment and ruining life for innocent creatures like dogs?!


awwww soooooo cuuuuuute~



That's why we need to reduce the human population! I just read this awesome article on About.com!!!! Reduce Human Population by 90% to Solve Environmental Woes! It sounds so genius! Let's face it, most people aren't as cute as doggie woggiezzzzz. LET'S GET RID OF 'EM.



these guys totally know what's up! going green with a vengeance!
raze that civilization!

I want a hummer.


IMAGE COURTESY OF AUTOCULT.COM.AU

Do you see those wheels? The better to crush vegans with DEARIE. Their frail, malnourished bodies will crumple. I will be rewarded by a sound similar to chalk being crushed by a misplaced footstep. So delicious and distinct from the crack of normal, vitamin rich bones. I wonder what the females that say "oh i'm vegetarian" before going out to eat but then say "oh i eat fish and chicken!!" once you're at the restaurant will sound like.

LOL, you really think you can do that


Tin-pot countries, they think they can do things. They think that they have control. That they can make demands based on control of some inefficiently allocated resources. They are only fooling themselves. So yeah, pay someone to put black marker over a low resolution simulation of Katy Perry's body. While you're at it, keep blocking YouTube. That will make a huge difference right? At least until after the "election." Why even play the joke. Obama said he won't tolerate you so you should be watching your step, right? You can't just pretend to be fighting the war on terror and be on your way, not anymore. You might find yourself in Nguyen Van Lem's position.

Here's one for the one that started it. Everybody can get it. Words twice.

A great quote from the man who held the 36x24 mm, "I killed the [man with the gun] with my camera."

Sunday, May 10, 2009

screw hipster runoff

that site stole my swagger.