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Do you see those wheels? The better to crush vegans with DEARIE. Their frail, malnourished bodies will crumple. I will be rewarded by a sound similar to chalk being crushed by a misplaced footstep. So delicious and distinct from the crack of normal, vitamin rich bones. I wonder what the females that say "oh i'm vegetarian" before going out to eat but then say "oh i eat fish and chicken!!" once you're at the restaurant will sound like.
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